finally, sweaty weather!

These scents are basically seasonal depression’s hotter, funnier cousin.
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wax melts + warmers

All the fragrance without the flames.
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apothecary collection

ancient aromas, modern mischief. because a little witchcraft belongs in every wick.
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fall collection

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Both the jar and tin versions of Basic Bitch on white background with various watercolor fall items like leaves, cinnamon, pumpkins and spices. The jar is white with a square orange label and the tin is silver with a rectangle orange label, both say Basic Bitch and have pumpkins and a latte on the label.
A large white jar with a deep orange square label that says "Basic Bitch" with watercolor pumpkins and a latte in the corner. Next to the jar is a tin sitting on a piece small piece of wood with the lid leaning against it. Both candles are lit.
Basic B!tch
Two candles sitting on a black backdrop next to a black skull figure, whie stone, pendulum and dried rose. One candle is a black jar with a rectangle label that reads "Black Flame Candle" in white lettering. The perimeter of the label has spooky white graphics including a Spell Book, bats, and a candle. Next to the jar is a black tin with a similar label.
Two black flame candles sit in front of a black background. One candle is a black jar with a lid and the other is a black round tin. Both labels are black with white lettering that say "Black Flame Candle".
Black Flame Candle
Plump Lumberjack
Warm Apple Pie
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Pumpkin Praline Waffles
Midnight Margaritas
Sweaty Weather
Spice Cake
Midnight Margaritas
Nut Sack Wax Melts
Spiced Plum + Cypress

holiday collection

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Festive AF
Shitter Was Full! Tin
Son of a Nutcracker! Jar
Peppermint Mocha Jar
Sweaty Weather
Holiday Hangover
Blue Spruce
Son of a Nutcracker! Tin
Shitter Was Full! Jar

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from our customers

★★★★★

Supporting local businesses who are snarky? No brainer of a purchase and NO REGRETS.

Kim T.
Tacoma, WA
★★★★★

We ordered the Sam Elliott candle as a gift for my grandmother but my husband loved it so much, we kept it!

Nicole G.
Kansas City, MO
★★★★★

Crass Candles are the only thing stopping my home office from smelling like a butthole - Thanks Tristen!

Chester
Phoenix, AZ
★★★★★

These tins are convenient to take anywhere. The aroma goes far. This Hard Wood fragrance is among my favorite!

Chris M.
San Francisco, CA
★★★★★

These are the best candles ever!!!

Tristen's Mom
San Antonio, TX